JUN 7-11: Amsterdam
Amsterdam has canals.
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Amsterdam has bicycle parking decks.
Amsterdam has large protests against "the war on drugs." Amsterdam is too stoned to realize it already won.
Amsterdam has a goofy language.
Amsterdam has Van Gogh.
Amsterdam is lazy.
Amsterdam is designed for punk kids.
Scientologists love Amsterdam.
Anne Frank is the only thing Amsterdam takes seriously.
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Amsterdam looks better at night, but we weren't brave enough to pull out a camera in public at night. Amsterdam is not safe.